The Importance of Owning a Metro-Nashville Council Member!

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Attention Home Owners - are you a resident of Nashville, Tennessee? If you said, "YES" we have some exciting news for you!

Are you tired of the glaring red or amber signs of a church, cultural or civic organization next door to your home? Perhaps you wish there was a way to zone businesses and organizations that operate in your community commercially so that you don't have to explain to your guest why your neighborhood looks like a mini Las Vegas Strip. Or perhaps you are tired of pulling out of your driveway every morning and reading about the "Chili Supper at 6:00 PM" and "All-Skate for Christ" event that is being held in the church's recreation hall.

We have great news! For only a $2500.00 (or less) you can buy yourself a council member! That's right; $2500.00 buys you a genuine, breathing, Metro-Nashville council member. I know it is hard to believe, but we have an overstock of council members right here in Nashville Tennessee that are available for purchase at this low low price! What is a councilperson you ask? Well, a council member is an ordinary person, just like you and me except they have extraordinary powers. With one, two and three votes they can control the value of your property, the appearance of your neighborhood even the quality of your life. They can "blur" the lines between commercial and residential by simply allowing LED lights to be constructed right in your neighborhood.

Why are you letting them go so cheap? That is a simple question... because we can. Our stock of Council member's is costing our city hundreds of thousands of dollars sitting on the shelves working for businesses. If we can get them working for the people, the long term return on our investment will be amazing for us and our children. Just think... $2500.00 today will increase your property value dramatically tomorrow. You can ask your council member to vote no on anti-neighborhood bills (Like Charley Tigard’s LED bill) thus protecting your most, and for most people, only investment - YOUR HOME.

The math is simple, invest $2500.00 today and you could get it all back when you sell your home. Pretty Simple Huh...

Can Council Member's vote in favor of neighborhoods you ask? Well they can, but you must own one that isn't "committed" with a sign business. Unfortunately, some of our Metro-Nashville council member are committed until 2010. Around 2010 things will begin to focus on the residents. This is the time they will begin talking about their re-election campaigns.

Can I become a Council Member and start cashing in on these businesses? Absolutely! You'll need to start laying the pipe work now. Businesses are more apt to donate to a candidate's campaigns that have promised expanding their market share by way of legislation once you get elected. Remember, these businesses and organizations wants your loyalty and they will pay dearly.

Is it easy to become a Council Member? YES! You can become a member of the Metropolitan Nashville Council if you are willing to compromise your integrity for businesses. Keep in mind; you'll want to focus on the voters around the third year of your seat if you want a chance at maintaining power.

Where can I find a Council Member? Great Question, if you live in Metro-Nashville, you've got a huge selection of council members from which to choose. Most of them are For Sale! (with very few exceptions) Tell you what, if you act now, we will send you a picture of your councilperson as well as their voting record.

YOU MUST ACT FAST... THIS OFFER IS ONLY GOOD FOR A LIMITED TIME - THE SIGN COMPANIES AND OTHER BUSINESSES ARE ALREADY WRITING THEIR CHECKS!